30.7.08

actual legend.

i think he's my new hero.

fuckinggggggg

cov tomorrow !!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
i cannot wait, it's going to be actually epic.
we were contemplating getting wasted and watching all of the vlogbrother videos :D

and then friday me & grace are going down to london for a youtube gathering
and then going back up to cov for possible drunken stuff.

we'll have videos up
http://www. youtube. com/potnoodleandpants
http://www. youtube. com/thegebb
http://www. youtube. com/georgieBOOM

29.7.08

finally.

i'm gonna try to get a job today :)

utubedramarama

1. CharlieIsSoCoolLike wants YouTubers to attend the DAVID YOUTUBE GATHERING on August 1, 2008 at 12 NOON SHARP in Leicester Square in London and BITCHY Nerimon IS NOT INVITED.
2. CharlieIsSoCoolLike says HE IS GAY AND HAS A SECRET MANCRUSH ON DAVID meaning THOUSANDS OF CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAN GIRLS ARE NOW DISAPPOINTED that Charlie is a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.
July 23
2. FiveAwesomeGuys host CharlieIsSoCoolLike says after he got off of BlogTV and another FiveAwesomeGuys YouTuber took over that HUNDREDS OF CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAN GIRLS LEFT the BlogTV Chatroom.

hmm, so far they all include charlie *points at self* not a fangirl, they're just lolable
July 23
1. FiveAwesomeGuys host CharlieIsSoCoolLike says HE DOES NOT LOVE Nerimon ANYMORE because Nerimon GOT JEALOUS that GIRLS LOVE CharlieIsSoCoolLike and ONLY COME TO BlogTV to WATCH HIM.
2. FiveAwesomeGuys host Nerimon says EVERYBODY SHOULD WATCH ALL OF THE FiveAwesomeGuys and NOT JUST CharlieIsSoCoolLike meaning just log into BlogTV and PRETEND TO WATCH THE OTHERS.
2. CorporalCadet in his YouTube video title TODAY AT SCHOOL is SO HYPERACTIVE that THIS 17 YEAR OLD TEENAGER NEEDS TO TAKE HIS MEDS before THE MEN IN WHITE COATS comes to get him.
July 22
Is all about Alan and "YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because *insert youtuber here* *insert wrongdoing here * *insert consequence here*" wow.
July 21
1. DudeNeedaEaseOnUp says A CREEPY PEDOPHILE MAN WAS HITTING ON HIM meaning DudeNeedaEaseOnUp needs to STOP ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT and STOP using a FLAT IRON HAIR STRAIGHTENER. <- best so far.
4. JohnnyBoyXO who is a 17 year old transsexual who says that HOMOPHOBIA IS NO DIFFERENT THAN RACISM meaning if you are a BLACK LESBIAN WOMAN then YOU ARE LITERALLY DOUBLE FUCKED.<- i take the above statement back. this is the best.
July 19
. Magibon MRirian does her 40 seconds OF NOTHING on camera to get her 14,000 VIEWS and 600 COMMENTS in 13 HOURS but her ADVERTISEMENT AD is for TheRichJerk.com which is VERY FITTING.

i love you, utubedrama <3

27.7.08

oh yes.

Me: Girls, Guys Gays and Goats, we know what you're into now ;)
Ben: Yeah, So basically i like transvestite sheep!?

23.7.08

Example of my dirty mind at work:

Jamorous says:
Want to see my penor?

i'm a genius.

Jamorous says:
wii would like to play?
zomgwtfjimbbq loves to fly, she's scared to fall says:
wwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
zomgwtfjimbbq loves to fly, she's scared to fall says:
the i gets more because there are 2 of them.

22.7.08

i'm addicted to blogtv

Jenniferiffic: It's youtube on crack. I like it.


never were words so true

the best end to a ghost story

"and out popped todd"

21.7.08

Apparently there is 17 signs to liking someone.

SEVENTEEN:You look at their profile constantly.
SIXTEEN:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
FIFTEEN:You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
FOURTEEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.
THIRTEEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.
ELEVEN:When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
TEN:You smile when you hear their voice.
NINE:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
EIGHT:You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
SEVEN:They're all you think about.
SIX:You get high just from their scent.
FIVE:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing
ONE:You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

There were actually only 14 :P


James is coming round in a bit, we're going to watch Battle Royal and DeathNote :D

20.7.08

EPICLOLZ

Davey// Throw a couple shapes and put your skills on show. says:
mad party friday night, then working last night, involving numerous screaming orgasms, and work tonight

out of context that is so funny.
i actually love him!!
hahaha

in context its even better!!!
Davey// Throw a couple shapes and put your skills on show. says:
i had to straddle women i laid on the floor, mix a cocktail on top of them, get them to shake it whilst it rested in my groin, then make them lick off the cream.

19.7.08

LOLFAIL

wishes his gf looked more like noel fielding *hold me* what did u say.. *nothing* says:
she got anoyed with me at xmas when i kinda went with another girl and stoped the night
wishes his gf looked more like noel fielding *hold me* what did u say.. *nothing* says:
but i never did anything i was too drunk to lmfao
wishes his gf looked more like noel fielding *hold me* what did u say.. *nothing* says:
not xmas sorry june the 7th


because they're the same D:

18.7.08

oh hi thar


I go to college. Performing Arts BTEC, A level Media, Intermediate Mandarin Chinese.
I don't have a job and spend all my time on the internet.
I have to research a lot. A stupid amount in fact.
I've never been in love, and won't bore you with anecdotes of who did what at college... actually, maybe I will.
I have a love for contemporary british film and world cinema.
I like questions that make me think, and conversations with people more intelligent than me. I'
m short, with stupidly small feet. I, unlike many people, don't have a macbook. Shame.
I like to buy teenVOUGE and glamour and cut things out and stick them on my walls.
I don't have that good a relationship with my parents.
I'm a nerd with rather a good memory.
I like art. I can sing.
I make Youtube videos.

I'm going to stop this now, I'm not that interesting.

SECRET #1

i want to be a photographer with all of my heart
but pictures like this make me doubt myself more than anything in the world

carys

i have things to say about her.
i'm not sure if they're suitable for posting on here though.
asdfghjkl;

15.7.08

LOL

my sister broke her wrist. she's 10.
i broke my wrist when i was 10.
my other sister's like WHADDA FUG. :


LOLFAIL :D

Memory & Humanity

The new FFAF album is called Memory & Humanity.

I just downloaded Waterfront Dance Club, and it is actually epic. They've changed their sound a lot from Tales Don't Tell Themselves, going back to a sound much more like their earlier albums, specifically Casually Dressed and Deep in Conversation; but the difference in technical sound is obvious. I wasn't to keen on Tales Don't Tell Themselves, and think it told more of a story than the other albums and was much softer, which was a step in a different direction for the band. Waterfront Dance Club, however, has much harsher sounding vocals, and the opening of dischordant guitars and rippling drum beats makes you think "This is the Funeral I love." According to the bad, the album has more than 5 songs but less than 20 and features previously released tracks such as Waterfront Dance Club and Beneath the Burning Tree, as well as a new track called Can't See The Forest For The Wolves.



Waterfront Dance Club is availiable now in physical format, but only in 7" vinyl.

It's also being offered as a free download, people were offered to sign up to a mailing list to be sent the song, you can get it free here.


Memory & Humanity is scheduled for release on Monday 13th October 2008, (5 years since the release of Casually Dressed and Deep in Conversation) through Join Us; the band's own label, however is already being offered on play.com! The band will then be headlining a tour, with support from Cancer Bats and In Case of Fire.


:D


i have a terrible habit

i'll be talking to people online
and when i'm waiting for a reply i'll build a fort out of pillows

and fall asleep


i've done it on skype like 8 times already :/
woops

14.7.08

oh dear.

zomgwtfjimbbq loves to fly, she's scared to fall says:
i nearly just put something very wrong.

[b]M a r t y n [c=4]YouSureYouDon'tWantThatHorn?[/c][/b] says:
Haha how?

zomgwtfjimbbq loves to fly, she's scared to fall says:
"come in charlie"

college in the summer

i have to go in to college in a bit
to hand in a 34 page evaluation

and finish off my dance and classical monologue work.
bleghhh.

second year will be better.

promises:
be more organized
be more punctual
be just generally better.

11.7.08

Meme?

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fourth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.


"What was she afraid of?"

Dark, don't come soon.

I fell asleep last night when I was supposed to be finishing off my Evaluations for Les Mis and Dance.
Woops.

I just realised I have character development for classical monologues due in too.
FINAL DAY OF COLLEGE.
well... until September.

They've still found us work to do over the holidays thought. Thanks a lot Mandy!
Apparently we're doing Vinegar Tom next year, which I really can't wait for. A Christmas Panto and a Brechtian style piece of Feminist drama. EEEEEEEEEEE! Well here's to hoping the new intake aren't as good as us ;)

okay, getting on with the Evaluations now D:

8.7.08

:(

how did this happen!?

6.7.08

almost lover

I'm meant to be tidying my room.
I'm really not :)

I like it when other people like the place you live, and want to live there themselves. I really really want to go on that student exchange thing with people in Canada. It'd be so amazingly awesome but I really don't think I can afford it. I'm so insanely bad with my money it's not even funny anymore.

I had an epiphany this morning. There's this guy I thought I liked, and last night we went to a party and I crashed at his (nothing happened, before you get all ASDFGHJKL;!!!!, I don't think I wanted anything to either, if i'm truely honest.) I woke up in the morning to a note with an insane amount of grammatical errors, and it almost killed me to make any sense out of it. Basically the general jist of it was that he'd gone downstairs to sleep and he would come up to see me in the morning, then started to go on about regretting a girl (that was a really confusing part) but the best part of it was the end "This is not dramatic lol" Now if his parents weren't asleep I really would've lol'd. He was such an idiot, "This is not dramatic" WTF!? Of course it was!! It was at that point when I realised that I actually really didn't like him at all, that there was someone else in my life that meant more to me than he ever would and I really couldn't care less about what he thought. And I walked out. Just got my bag, jacket, trainers and walked out.

If he isn't gonna be dramatic, then I sure as hell will.

alons-y!

i missed doctor who last night thanks to my theatre school putting on a show.
currently downloading on iplayer.
hurryuphurryuphurryup.


12:04 - 60% down babyyy
13:40 - IT'S DONE *dies*
16:15 - Finally finished watching it. OMGGG, that was immense :D
16:16 - LOL CYBERMEN!

4.7.08

how about no, graeme

apparently my media teacher wants me to write a blog about the lesson.
oh how fun, i really can't wait to get started.
(roughly translates to "fuck that, what a waste of bandwidth.")

:

3.7.08

i went to school with this un :D

Schoolboy goes on spending spree after bank blunder leaves him with £2 MILLION in his account
By Daily Mail ReporterLast updated at 9:38 AM on 02nd July 2008
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Schoolboy William Bowen did not even check his bank balance when he nipped to the cashpoint to withdraw some cash.
It showed he was in credit, so he took out £300 - the maximum he could - and headed to the shops to splash out on an iPod, clothes and some trainers.
He had, after all, been expecting an overdue payment to go through so knew he had some cash to play with.
It was only when he went back to the cashpoint to check his balance later that he realised quite how much money he had to hand - a whopping £2million.

Short-lived millionaire: William Bowen with his new iPod and clothes that he bought after discovering £2million in his bank account.

A banking error either on his new Visa Electron card or a fault with the cash machine meant his account displayed the seven-digit figure.
William, 16, was so excited that when he got on the bus and rang his mother to tell her the news.
Only then did the penny drop that the money was not his - and he was now £300 in the red after splashing part of it on a few luxuries for himself.
The teenager had been expecting money owed to him under the Government's Education Maintenance Allowance scheme, which encourages children to stay in school.
The overdue payment and a 'bonus' from the scheme were to be paid into his account, so when he saw he could take out £300, he did so 'believing the money was his', according to his mother.
When he went back to the cashpoint with his friends later on, the full balance suddenly came up on the screen.
His mother Joanne, 35, said: 'He was jumping up and down and telling everyone when he saw the balance.
'A couple of women asked what all the fuss was about and he told them to "come and have a look".'
Mrs Bowen said: 'One of them must have gone inside and reported it.
'William got the bus to school and was obviously telling everyone about it. When he rang me I just thought he was joking at first.
'I then rang a friend to ask what I should do and realised I had better go and speak to the bank manager right away.'
She took him to the local Lloyds TSB branch in Telford, Shropshire, to explain to staff what had happened.
'The bank said he should have known better.'
Mrs Bowen, a full-time mother of six, added: 'I'm powerless to do anything, but will make sure he pays the money back through his EMA bonus.
'The bank still can't explain it. They've taken back his original card and sent him a new one.'
Lloyds TSB spokesman Sara Evans said: 'We have passed the details to our customer care team who will investigate thoroughly to find out what happened.


Admittedly, when I first got this email, i thought it was a joke. But no. This is so mint :D
Not only do i know the girl who ruffled David Tennant's hair on national TV, I also know the mini millionaire.

1.7.08

thanks for the lift.

scott says "my maths teacher sees me with a different person in the passenger seat of my car ever day; he must think i'm some sort of bisexual nymphomaniac or something"

LOLOLOL.
he has a nice car though.