24.8.08

only in fanfiction.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………… Dumbledore!

just LOL.

i lessthanthree douglas


i have to be up moderately early.
fuck.

ex's and oh's

so it was my birthday yesterday.
i will do a proper blog on that after katie has gone home.
she gets here tomorrow
i'm so stupidly happy, we're going to take silly photos and upload them onto here and you WILL enjoy it.

i like how my blog is quite unlike any other blog, i've only really truely posted on here once.
i like that.

i'm going to youstage and the virus on my computer has calmed down :)
guess who just jinxed herself ;)
and then my auntie di has her baby
and then i get my tent and ben's birthday present
and then i see katie today
and then on thursday i go to coventry
and then of friday me and grace go to youstage
and then tom milsom is selling me his albums :D
and then i lend barry aldridge a tent
and then i have tom milsom sleeping in my tent (which makes ben jealous ;])
and then it's ben's 18th
and then we go back to grace's
and then i have so much work to do.
best last few weeks of a holiday ever :)


but i just woke my mum up by calling to see if auntie di had had her baby :D
LOL

21.8.08

WHAT

NERDFIGHTERS IS DOWN

*DIES*

fanfiction & ocarinas & something else

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was……………………………………………………Dumbledore!

JUST LOL.

I found the ocarina I want, will be buying it with leftover money from Youstage, could cost me about £60 getting it here though :/

OSHITIT'STHURSDAY
Time to apply for youstage tickets :D

i <3 ED from page.

This week, while Russia trolled Georgia, Tibet trolled China. China trolled England. England trolled Spain, who were already trolling China. Protestfags trolled police, police trolled journalists and the government trolled little girls. And America? Well, America just LOL'd.

What the fuck? Did World Troll III just break out?

CHRISCHAN

LOL I FOUND CHRIS CHAN'S NUMBER ON THE INTERNET.
If you don't know who he is then:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
AND MY DEAR FRIEND ALEX TALKED TO HIM ON THE FUCKING PHONE.
If you are in need to contact Chris Chan we have supplied his phone number
Phone Number 434-990-0198

KTHNXBAI <3

Tom Milsom.

Tom <3 Boards of Canada has signed in.
Tom <3 Boards of Canada says:
Holy fuck I'm amazing.
Tom <3 Boards of Canada says:
That is all.
Tom <3 Boards of Canada says:
MORE LATER!
Tom <3 Boards of Canada has signed out.

20.8.08

ughhh

my mother woke me up at 11.
I AR DED LULZ\

:/

in other news, tom milsom gets the best comments ever.

blogtv & trock.

Trock = Timelord Rock.
James & I = Crimpers of Time
Song = Barry Who!?
It's an epic amalgamation of Barry Aldridge, Little Radge and Doctor Who.
You will love us.

BlogTV.
You meet some lovely peoplle on this lovely site, and then they fuck up your sleeping pattern.
My favourite so far:
It's not that cloudy outside this morning, so the sky looks really nice :3

dangerwank*

i was just in a situation that reminded me of it.
lol.


jimm0010 & nerimon ftw :3


*the act of masturbating until just before the point of climax, then stopping, calling someone to you and trying to finish off before they get there.

IN OTHER NEWS
I made DoctorBenjy jealous because I have Tom Milsom's msn.
This makes me happy :3

18.8.08

LOLFAIL

i didn't let my pervy lodger take a picture of me and now he's pissed off.
heres to hoping he doesn't kill me whilst i sleep :3


heres another fail:

it's light out

so why am i still awake?
EVEN THE AMERICAN'S ARE ASLEEP.
imma have to go find myself some kiwis.

sara and bailey are online
but they've been to sleep.


[edit] OMFUG MY DAD JUST GOT UP ZOMGWTFH4X

16.8.08

alvlrslts & shppng fr ystge

Okay, so i woke up at 10am, which is stupidly early for me.
Then i fell asleep.
Then woke up, went on the internet, tidied the bathroom and got ready.
James & his mum came at about 12:10pm and then we drooooove to college.
Met grace in reception.
This is where it gets slightly more interesting.
So basically grace was in the reception with a guy we will call A and he had a letter from a girl we'll call.... 7 (i'm not into making sense). Basically, this letter was incredibly awkward and was just telling him that she didn't like him and please leave her alone and whatnot. 7 is a strange girl. So then we had a group hug, because that's how we roll.
Then it came to getting the results from the hall. I forgot what my last name was. Good start. And then i had to get mine from the guy who did the GSCE english revision session Clegg dragged Abbie and myself to. So he obviously thought I was getting results for that. AWKWARD.
Anyway. I only had one result to get, which made it slightly easier.
*drumroll* IGOTABw00t. But I got a lower mark than Grace for the Production Report, and Graeme said I'd gotten an A for that, so we wen to go see him about it. He wasn't there, so we stole his Godzilla poster. Wow, we're Gangstars.
Then Grace and I had to go get food for Youstage, but James & Lewis came too. Grace asked about ArronLOL. There was a bootsale fair thing at the church so we went in there and I bought PS I Love You for me madre and Interview With a Vampire for 80p. Then we looked through oldschool records we had no intention of buying, and the old man, bless him, just kept standing there telling us the prices; so we had to do the "are you buying it or not? no i thought you were buying some? no i thought you were!" routine, and swiftly left.
Then we went to B&M Bargains. I swear this is the cheapest shop in the world. I think the most expensive thing I bought was a £2 bar of chocolate for James' mum. We have insane amounts of soup and noodles now. I think we should've just bought pasta. It would've been a lot lighter, and less messy! But the buy that I'm most proud of is the 10 cans of energy drink for £2. These people sure know how to feed an addiction :D
All in all it came to £12.10. or something like that. And now I only have like £3 to go to the pub with. woops. So then James and I got on the X44 with dayriders we only used once. WASTE OF MONEY, JAMES. And we found the group when they got on at College, which was really really nice, except for the slight tension between James and Cat.
Then my mum called and said she was proud of me and cried when I told her I'd bought her a book because she was at a funeral, and the guy who died has written her letters every year for her birthday until she's 21. And then she talked to James, because she considers him to be her son, since me and James are epicly close.
Best conversation today:
I pulled out some chocolate made by Virginia and gave some to James. This happened whilst he was eating it, apparently oblivious to the outside world. It was that good.
Bear in mind this was on a crowded bus.

Bam:"I thought that said Vagina!"
Me:"lol!!"
Alice: "Oooh Georgie, can I taste a bit of your vagina?"
James: "It's nice. It's really creamy on the inside."
Everyone: LOLOLOL.

oh dear.

oh, no, it's not over yet. oh dear this is a long post.
So then James and I walked to Malinslee to see his family. First we went to his Nans house where I met his Uncle James and his cousin Aimee (for some reason I see it written that way) who were insanely amazing, the bit where I first met James was hilarious, because we told him we were brother and sister. His face was like this -> O.o
Then we stood outside of Aleyah and Stacy's house because they weren't in. Then I decided we were going to the Spar to get some Relentless, because I wasn't drinking the 24 energy drink before Youstage. Aleyah and Stacey where really really lovely, and I got to hold baby William.
It's funny because he cries whenever he sees James' beard!
Then we got picked up by Sara, James' mum. We went back to his, where Craig and JT were waiting for us and I got destroyed on Brawl, though I beat JT once!! Then Craig and JT left for Alice's party, so James decided to teach me how to Brawl (i still suck). I made James to go on Viva Pinata, because he never goes on it because it reminds him too much of Cat. My thoughts where that it's his game, why should he not go on it? So we're making it our game instead. Which is okay, because he's my brother and I'll never ever like him like that. Which is reassuring to the both of us, because there's always someone there to talk to :3
Anyway, Sara was really lovely, and gave us food because we hadn't eaten all day and then she took me home. We had a really long conversation about the group and James and Cat and A levels and James meeting his dad and everything, and it was really really nice. I love Sara to bits, she's such a lovely woman.
Anyway when I got in the first thing James said to me online was "My mum says you can come with me to meet my dad, she's actually really alright about it. I was expecting her to be annoyed."
I <3 my brother.

ANYWAY.
I have to leave now, because I need to wash up, and get in the shower and get ready for the pub. Dad's dropping me off at 6:30.
I really shouldn't have slept until 2:16 :/

14.8.08

Results Tomorrowwwww

Jamorous says:
I shall ring ring. you shall come to automobile
Jamorous says:
we go to college and shit goes down and you get awesoome results
Jamorous says:
happy :)


(they're actually today; it's been tomorrow for a number of minutes, specifically 47.)

13.8.08

Aldridgism

[03:35:07] Grace Beale says: BARRY ALDRIDGE HAS NO WAY OF KNOWING MY MSN
[03:35:30] Georgie says: HE'S BARRY ALDRIDGE
[03:35:35] Georgie says: HE INVENTED THE INTERNET
[03:35:39] Georgie says: OF COURSE HE KNOWS

11.8.08

oops.

sorry ben, sorry james, sorry mum, sorry nan, sorry cat, sorry alex, sorry sara, sorry james, sorry craig, sorry melody, sorry tom.

i keep messing things up.

resolutions #2 & #4:
be a better person, and be a little nicer.
and when it comes to relationships; don't miss a chance.

10.8.08

1am

zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
they're on my arm now
Jamorous says:
nice one - at least you won't lose them
Jamorous says:
I think
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
haha
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
yeah
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
zombie invasion and i'm screwed
Jamorous says:
:)
Jamorous says:
zombies are cooler
Jamorous says:
"why didn't ye call me georgie?"
"well, there was this zombie invasion..."


joe[RAWRR] says:
i would offer to come line up every color of sourz with you
joe[RAWRR] says:
but you know
joe[RAWRR] says:
you're a girl
joe[RAWRR] says:
im a guy
joe[RAWRR] says:
it wouldnt end well

zomgwtfjimbbq and the stars in space are a waste of it says:
i'm so bored.
Davey//Easy girl, says:
how about i chop your arm of with a rusty blade then beat you down whti the bloody end of your own appendage
Davey//Easy girl, says:
would you be happy then?
zomgwtfjimbbq and the stars in space are a waste of it says:
yes.
Davey//Easy girl, says:
good
Davey//Easy girl, says:
ill go to the shed


my best boys :)

8.8.08

lalala

i see melody in 10 hours, i wake up in 6.
better go to sleep.
my room is a tip.
i love my life
and i'm beating grace to 50 :)
<3

6.8.08

Georgie has taken the laptop upstairs so she can fall asleep listening to owl city and watching the sun rise.

Goodnight, world.
Goodmorning, world.

As I go to sleep, my Dad wakes up.
Isn't insomnia poetic?
I'm not even tired.

my brother and i are far too poetic.

zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
want to know the 3 things i love about myself?
Jamorous says:
go on then
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
my eyes.
my nose.
my mouth.
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
learn to love yourself
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
start at the beginning
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
and then work your way forward
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
until you because accepting
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
and then you'll see a smaller moon

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Jamorous says:
can't take the sound of silence tbh
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
no, me neither.
Jamorous says:
I want the birds to wake the fuck up
Jamorous says:
but then the flowers start smelling
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
that's a nice line.
Jamorous says:
which one?
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
both
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
it'd make a nice line
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
well 2
Jamorous says:
hmm, I guess so
Jamorous says:
I never spotted that one :(
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
sorry, i'm looking at life through rose eyes.
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
it's a bad habit of mine
Jamorous says:
tis a good thing
Jamorous says:
so many ideas slip the net
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
I want the birds to wake the fuck up
but then the flowers start smelling
i'm looking at life through rose eyes.
it's becoming a bad habit of mine
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
::
Jamorous says:
needs a title
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
they don't always need titles
zomgwtfjimbbq david was MINT says:
call it number 1

5.8.08

for fucks sake

you call me just to have a fucking go at me, where's the point in that!?
i'm getting a job, stop fucking going on about it, just because i don't get a call back 0.0000435234 seconds after i've handed in the cv doensn't mean that i haven't handed any in! and they tell me that it's going to be really really hard because of the university students coming back and filling up all of the vacancies but you don't really care about that do you? you just want me to earn money so i can give it to you. like that £500 wasn't enough. and you've spent all of that on your debts and not on christmas like you said you would. yeah, thanks. you don't even care about the fact that i seriously hate mcdonalds, and i'd rather dive into a vat of acid than go work in there. it's not that i just don't want to work there. it's the smell. and the fact stalker boy works there.

but then again it's another thing you don't care about.
and wanting me there all the time, having control over my life. i'm fed up of it! i'm nearly 17, and far more mature than you think i am. i've gone through far more than any normal 17 year old; but then again i doubt you'd care about that either. i can't be with you doing stuff around the house and i can't be with dad doing all of his stuff around the house and i can't spend time with my nan because she's lonely and i can't do work for college because the twats gave me shit to do all over the holidays and i can't go to work ALL AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
i'm not superwoman.
stop treating me that way.

and if you read this by some stroke of coincidence or weird chance.
i don't care.
this is what i think.
kick me out if you want to, that less stuff off of my mind.
if dad carries on how he's going, i'll consider myself an orphan.
you can get emancipations here, can't you?


oh and here's a question for you:
Do you know what depression is?
Because I sure as hell do.
And when I was in Coventry with Grace,
I've never laughed so much in my life.
But then again, you don't care about that.

4am

i'm dragging my insomniatic self to bed,

we could have a million 4ams but
they'd never be the same.

i love my lyrics.
this song is going to be MINT

<456

conorjb & internet song

conor: you're the musician, not me n_n


I fail at trying to write a song and I get called a musician.
AW BLESS.

I was thinking about mixing 4 am with Something New, because I only really like the slow part to SN. It's a little KateNashy, but I think if it went with 4am, it'd get a different depth and meaning to the entire thing. I might mash up the clips I recorded like 0.178394u3irejkq029t3 seconds after I wrote the two of them. I need to get the guitar tuned too, because I can't work anything out on piano bahahaha.

4.8.08

russel howard,

Emu says:
georgie georgie georgie :O
Emu says:
russell howard!
Emu says:
oakengates!
Emu says:
october! :O
Emu says:
£15 :O

i'm there.
david updaaate soon :3

coventry

my sleeping pattern is fucked.
i'm going upstairs.
probably won't sleep till 6.
fuck.

david update later today.
i miss london.
i miss david.
i miss youtubers.
i miss ed, melody and tom.
and i miss chris.
and grace's dad's house.